If there’s one factor I’ve realized from Cake Wrecks over the previous decade, it is that Epcot is a factor to not be trifled with.

If there’s one other factor I’ve realized from Cake Wrecks, it is you can’t make a rounded cupcake cake (ptoieee!). As in, ever. The legal guidelines of physics preclude even the merest trace of chance.

Not that this stops our courageous wreckerators from making an attempt, in fact. They appear satisfied that slathering doubtlessly life-threatening quantities of icing onto something will put a skeptical buyer right into a pre-purchase sugar haze.

So let us take a look at how the seemingly easy circle turns into a catastrophe destined for diabolically dastardly…um…proportions. (No, wait. Dimensions! Dang it. Broke my stride.)



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