Typically after I’m bemoaning the truth that most desserts at this time are simply plastic flotsam supply automobiles…


This is your cake, take pleasure in! Simply do not attempt to eat that factor. Or that one. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. 

…Or that.


…I bear in mind there is a REASON bakers rely so closely on flotsam and toys:

Nemo? Extra like Ne-NO, am I proper? 



I… I believe that is imagined to be Spider-Man:

Maintain me.


Now, see, this might have been good if the shopper had really ASKED for a zombie-fied Spongebob:

As it’s, I am fairly certain little Levi wants remedy now.


This Darth Vader cookie is so ridiculously pathetic that I really sort of adore it:

(Not less than, I hope it is Vader. If not, then I am by no means getting these thirty seconds of squinting again. By no means EVER, you guys.)

Severely, it is so unhealthy I need to hug it. 

And I like how the baker simply gave up on the opposite cookie desserts, like she was all, “YOU GET VADER OR YOU GET NOTHING.”


And at last, let’s finish with a bit of thriller:


Please, you guys, I’ve to know.

It says “The place Kermet,” so after all my first thought was Kermit the Frog. But it surely’s blonde and has 4 eyes with a large pink clown nostril. Or is the pink factor its mouth? And why “The place Kermet?” The place Kermet what? The place he shops his wigs? The place he met his premature demise? 

I went again to Holly J.’s authentic e-mail, looking for solutions, and was delighted to seek out she’d included a number of extra angles of the thriller:


Effectively, THAT clears issues ups, would not it? 0.o

 Dangle on. Holly says she thinks that is… MISS PIGGY!? Actually? I imply, I suppose she should be proper, however… How. HOW. How is that this potential?

I can’t relaxation till I’ve solutions!

Or till I get drained. Or John will get again with our burritos.

However in any other case, TOTALLY NOT RESTING.

Because of Sabrina, Kristen O., Sean Okay., Patrice D., Tori S., & Holly J. for mentioning at this time’s character flaws. We all know it is solely since you care, guys.


P.S. Excellent news, there is a Quantity 2!

Exceptionally Unhealthy Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the phrase “spiffing” within the title AND comes with a stunning green-and-gold cowl, so of us will acknowledge your subtle style whereas begging you to cease telling these horrible, TERRIBLE jokes.


And from my different weblog, Epbot:



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